Ruby races to the Populars' Dorms where she finds Keith's crack, alcohol, and matches for her Science project with Dante.
"Jackpot! And all those years spent in middle school for cross-country really helped. Now let's see how Keith will reacts."
She laughs manically and dashes off to the Science Lab.
A few moments later...
"Now to get that pocket knife for that nerd- I mean that guy with the glasses named Jason. While I search for it, I shall go look for my crack."
Keith looks everywhere for his beloved 'crack' but he can't find it anywhere.
"AAH! F**KING MOTHER F**KER! WHERE...THE...HELL IS MY CRACK?! I need it to be cool and to stay calm."
Keith sees a small fiber on the other side of his bed.
"Ah...red, the color of blood, of love, of 'romance', but who could of done this?"
Keith looks at it closely with a microscope.
"Ah, it appears we've found our culprit, it was Ruby. F**king bitch, I'll deal with her later.
Keith finally pulls out his pocketknife and slings it across the room.
Lesson Number One: Don't mess with Keith.
He laughs manically and then goes to find Jason.
Subject: Populars Dorms 
Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:40 am
